"I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today." This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite bartenders name. I'm sure you can think of quite a few people that could easily rock this tag line. Simply type in the text and we do the rest! Add your name, business or anything you wish for a completely personalized bar key. Our printed bottle openers showcase vibrant color imprints wrapping a high quality stainless steel professional bottle opener. These bottle openers also make for great gift ideas.